WORLD OF UNLIMITED FUN & MASTI

guess who it is

2010-02-13T22:17:00.000-08:00

She is one of the richest Indians,
and also has millions of fans all over the world!

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Sachin Tendulkar

yes its sachin in college fancy dress competition. Am sure u will go back to take a look..

look again.. Carefully

FUNNIEST WEDDING CARDS

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LOVE AAJ KAL

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HOW IS LOVE AAJ KAL

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REAL CAUSE OF SWINE FLU

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FUNNY MASKS

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creations from BARCODE

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DO U WANT TO BECOME A PHOTOGRPHER.........THINK IT AGAIN

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BACHNAA-E- HASEENO......LO BIRD AAGAYA

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CUPS WITH ART

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God & Marwari

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God & Marwari...!! !

A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,

to God.......

God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................

Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles

on my Child's hands in our new home!

God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !

WIFE IS WIFE

2008-08-14T23:43:00.000-07:00

WIFE IS WIFE

IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......

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FUNNY ADS ON BUS

2008-08-14T04:07:00.001-07:00

WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS

2008-08-08T09:45:00.000-07:00

WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS
You might have said: Gokul Ashtmi. Wrong

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"RAKSHA BHANDHAN "

IMPORATNT NOTICE FOR ALL INNOCENT BOYS:
BEAWARE ON 16TH AUGUST COZ THIS CAN ALSO HAPPEN TO U
16TH AUGUST KO
>GHAR SE BHAR NA NIKLE
>KISI BHI AANJANI LADKI KO APNE ASSPAAS NA AANE DE
NAHI TO YEH HADDSA AAPE KE SATH BHI HO SAKTA HAI !
Purush janhit me jari

BEST WAY TO ENTER IN TRAIN

2008-08-08T09:42:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO ENTER THE TRAIN & U CAN ALSO GET WINDOW SEAT
REALLY

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WHAT HAPPENS IF UR HUSBAND IS SOFTWARE ENGINEER

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Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in

Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full

Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel

Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time

Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch

Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

WRONG PLACE TO PARK UR CAR

2008-08-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

COOL HOUSES..........

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funny

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TOILET RESTURANT

2008-08-03T22:47:00.000-07:00

nice idea...................

What is BUSINESS ?

2008-08-03T22:26:00.001-07:00

What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!

WHAT IS A KISS

2008-08-03T22:22:00.000-07:00

What is a kiss???
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”

what do u say......

FACT

2008-08-02T23:13:00.001-07:00

I can study & get any certificate,but i cant get my death certificate.,

U may hav AIRTEL or BSNL connection,but wen u sneeze u'll say HUTCHHHH

A mechanical engg can bcm a mechanic,but a software engg cant bcm a software.,

U can find a tea in a tea cup,but u cant find a world in a worldcup.,

FUN & MASTI

2008-08-02T23:05:00.000-07:00

YUMMY...............

BEST OUT OF WASTE..........

OPPS..... ! YEH TO GAI

OH ! MY GOD

ULTA BUS.....

GUN FOR GANGSTAR................

REASON FOR TSUNAMI

2008-08-01T05:30:00.000-07:00

THIS IS HOW TSUNAMI STARTED

WHERE IS HEART OF MR BUSH.........

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PUZZLE TIME

2008-08-01T03:30:00.000-07:00

solve this puzzle
See these words carefullyand If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
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see it one more time....

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This Is Cool.

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Answer:
In all of the words given, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
try it.....
feel free to leave ur comments

FUNNY

2008-07-30T03:49:00.000-07:00

SOME common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)
Have a nice day! ----> Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- >Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! -----> Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! -----> Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----> Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- >Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- >Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- >Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! -----> Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? -----> Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- >Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- >Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- >Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ----> Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? -----> Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- >Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! ----- >Chalo bahar latakte hain

MISTAKES THAT HAPPEN IN BOLLYWOOD

2008-07-29T03:21:00.000-07:00

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan & Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera . They are said to beseparated for six months(remember it), ie from March to September coz holi is in march. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which is on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!
BOLLYWOOD......ANY THING CAN HAPPEN

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls.

THE BEST ONE
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train GOES off without her. Poor girl,diNT KNEW that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

THAT IS OUR BOLLYWOOD.............

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..... ......... ...
WHEN DID JET AIRWAYS GO TO AMERICS.STRANGE
The last one is ultimate.... ........and horrible.... ......

Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja..... (Himmat to dekho.....)
BA KE HAATH ME ENGG KE BOOK
BOLLYWOOD.............

REAL FACT

2008-07-27T21:55:00.000-07:00

IF A PERSON SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS PER DAY (GENERALLY EVERYBODY SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS)
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING

PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS

TRUCK & TRAIN

2008-07-27T09:19:00.000-07:00

TRUCK ON TRACK

TRAIN ON TRUCK

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

PICS SEND BY ABHISHEK

INTELLEGENT MAN

2008-07-27T09:13:00.000-07:00

SEE HOW INTELLEGENT THIS MAN IS
HATS OFF TO HIM....

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(CLICK ON IMAGE TO SEE IT IN FULL SCREEN)

LATEST DESIGN OS SHOES........

2008-07-27T09:09:00.000-07:00

ISNT IT AMAZING......(WHAT AN IDEA SIRJEE.................)

KIDS BIKE RACING

2008-07-26T23:02:00.000-07:00

IMPORTANCE OF WOMEN IN UR LIFE

2008-07-25T23:32:00.000-07:00

IMPORTANCE OFWomen...In My Life'

I was Born,a Woman was there to Hold me.......

My Mother

I grew as a Child.....a Woman was there to Care for me......to Play with me.......

My Sister

I went to School..... a Woman was there to Help me Learn......

My Teacher

I became Depress, whenever I Losta Woman was there to offer a Shoulder........

My Wife

I became Tough......a Woman was there to Melt me.........

My Daughter

I am Dyinga Woman is there to Absorb me in..........

My Motherland

SACHIN AS FOOTBOLLER

2008-07-25T23:26:00.000-07:00

click on this image to see it clearly

CAN U DO THIS

2008-07-24T23:15:00.000-07:00

FUNNY STORY

2008-07-23T22:21:00.001-07:00

One day rohans's dad bought a robot.
The robot was vary special it could detect a lie & would slap the person who lied on the face.
one day rohan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
rohan replied , "Dad we had extra classes todayso i got late".
the Robot jumped up and
slapped
rohan on his face.
His dad told him "(son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie? "mummy ",

rohan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.

"No dad honest I went for the adult movie."
Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."

, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot
Hearing all this, rohans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,
"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on rohans's mother's face

funny pics

2008-07-23T22:05:00.000-07:00

FACT OF LIFE

2008-07-21T06:21:00.000-07:00

A small truth to make our Life
100% successful....

(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
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H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11

Makes 98%
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K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5

Makes 96%
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L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5

Makes 54%
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L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11

Makes 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
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Then what makes 100%??

Is it Money? ..... NO!!!

Leadership? ..... NO!!!

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5

Makes 100%

FILE THAT U SHOULD HAVE IN UR OFFICE

2008-07-21T04:30:00.000-07:00

WHAT SAY...........

WHY DO MEN SNORE AT NITE.............

2008-07-21T04:17:00.000-07:00

STOP SNORING

I AM FED UP

I AM GOING...................U SLEEP ALONE

BALE BALE..........................

(SO NEXT TIME BE CAREFULL WHEN UR HUBBY SNORS)

ART ON TRUCK

2008-07-19T22:48:00.000-07:00

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

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Dear Tech Support Team,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0

Please help!

LEAVE UR COMMENTS............

SMILE 4 U

2008-07-18T23:19:00.000-07:00

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called"Saints"But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present.. Its just that,One loves too much, Andthe other loves too many,

4.) Employee:Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!BOSS:Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5.) Philosophy of lifeAt the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband asGOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6.) What is a Fear?Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomachWhen pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7.) UsefulSomeone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8.) Girl:Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?Shopkeeper:Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"Girl:That ' s good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "Applicant:What is it?Interviewer:Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee..... Leave them to us

FUNNY TELEPHONE BHOOTS

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BEGGERS OF TODAY....

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every day a man passes by a begger and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
the begger says plz dont educate them on my expances......

WOMEN DRIVERS

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ULTA HOUSE

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FRNDS THIS IS REAL .....................

ISNT IT COOL

CHECK UR WAY OF THINKING

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SEE THE WAY U THINK

FACT OF LIFE

2008-07-11T23:08:00.000-07:00

FACT

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS

2008-07-11T23:05:00.000-07:00

here is a collection of leave letters & applications written by people in various places of India
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Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave ,he wrote Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
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This one is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"
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Another from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request u to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------> A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

FUNNY WAYS TO SLEEP PART 2

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FUNNY WAYS TO SLEEP PART 1

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Y BRITISH LEFT INDIA

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Why the British left India? ???????????????????

Why Lord Mount Batten decided to leave India?
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YES ITS OUR CHACHA NEHRU........

WORLDS LARGEST THINGS

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MEN VS WOMEN

2008-07-09T02:07:00.000-07:00

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

FUNNY PICS

2008-07-06T22:54:00.000-07:00

PROUD TO B AN INDIAN

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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God

"O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" Readers, it is your turn. Think before you scroll down...

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call". This is the only heaven on the Earth

!!!,,,, ||Girls Psychology || ,,,,!!!

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Fraud with Innocent Boys

Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys

Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys

Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy

Moral of the story

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

SILLY MISTAKES

2008-07-04T22:15:00.000-07:00

COMPUTER VS BOLLYWOOD

2008-07-02T22:52:00.000-07:00

COMPUTER v/s BOLLYWOOD
PENTIUM IV AND PENTIUM I ----> BADE MIYAN CHHOTE MIYAN

COMPUTER INFECTED BY VIRUS ----> PYAR TO HONA HI THA

HARDDISC & FLOPPYDISC ----> GHARWALI BAHARWALI

Esc ----> NAU DO GYARAH

Ctrl+Alt+Del ----> AAKHARI RASTA

UNDO ----> AA AB LAUT CHHALE

COMPUTER WITHOUT RAM ----> KORA KAGAZ

COMPUTER WHOSE OS IS DOS ----> BUDDHA MIL GAYA

VIRUS ----> JALLA KAR RAAKH KAR DUNGA

HARDDISC PARTITION ----> BATWARA

HARDWARE & SOFTWARE ----> EK DUJE KE LIYE

TEMPORARY FILE ----> KHOTE SIKKEY

SOFTWARE PIRACY ----> AANDHA KANOON

STORAGE ----> TEHKHANA

HACKERS ----> CHAMBAL KE DAKU

PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS.....................................

A TO Z

2008-07-02T22:41:00.000-07:00

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

GOLDEN STONE

2008-07-02T22:34:00.000-07:00

FUNNY PICS

2008-07-01T01:38:00.000-07:00

THIS PICS WERE SEND BY ABHISHEK JAIN

u can send pics on crazyshrenik@gmail.com or

crazyshrenik@yahoo.co.in

FUN IN FRUITS

2008-07-01T01:34:00.000-07:00

NEW HAIR STYLE

2008-06-18T23:17:00.000-07:00

KEYBOARD IN JEANS (ITS TRUE)

2008-06-17T23:20:00.000-07:00

FUNNY

2008-06-17T23:07:00.000-07:00

HEART TOUCHING STORY

2008-06-15T22:11:00.000-07:00

A new office was opening & one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers to greet him.
The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
he shouted on the florist the florist said
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'

FUNNY PICS

2008-06-15T22:06:00.001-07:00

WHO IS INTELLEGENT

2008-06-15T22:04:00.000-07:00

A REAL Proof of which Gender is Intelligent MALE OR FEMALE IS HERE
An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
SO U ONLY DECIDE MALE OR FEMALE WHO IS MORE INTELLEGENT

CREATIONS IN SOAP (ITS TRUE)

2008-06-14T10:24:00.000-07:00

FUNNY SPORTS PICS

2008-06-14T10:21:00.000-07:00

fun

2008-06-14T10:16:00.000-07:00

PETROL IS REALLY CHEAP

2008-06-12T23:34:00.000-07:00

yesterday when i went to petrol pump to fill potrol in my car i said petrol i really very costly after rise in price of petrol
But then I compared it with other common liquids and didsome quick calculations, and I felt that petrol is really cheap

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal Mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml Rs. 50 =Rs. 500 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 perlitre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the most costly is .

HP DeskJet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So theyhave you hooked for the ink !
So, just be happy that ur car doesn't run on coughsyrup, after shave, coffee, or printer ink!

FUNNY CAR ACCIDENTS

2008-06-12T23:21:00.000-07:00

PICS CREATED IN PHOTOSHOP

2008-06-12T01:09:00.000-07:00

MAKE A SQUARE

2008-06-12T01:04:00.000-07:00

(U HAVE TO MAKE A SINGLE SQUARE USING THIS BLOCKS)

TRY..........

TRY..........

KYA HUA..........

DINT GOT THE ANSWER

THE ANSWER IS

REAL LOVE STORY

2008-06-10T23:20:00.000-07:00

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact????????

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last monthin Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar .Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on thephone.You cannever see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on thesame network, and save on the cost.
She spends half of the day talking with shankar .Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar
is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away shealways told herfriends "If I pass away please burn me with myhandphone" she also said the same thing to herparents.
After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot ofthem tried to do so but still cant , everybodyincluding me, had tried to carry the body, the resultis still the same. Eventually, they called a personwho know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of herfather.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl missessomething here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burnher with her phone..He then opened the grave box and place her phone andsim card inside thecasket. After that they tried to carry the body. Itcould be moved and they carried it into the van easily.
All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform
Shankar thatPriya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....
Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cooksomething nice for me.Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wannasurprise her."Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinksthat they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try tofool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stopthis nonsense".
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankarstarted to sweat) Hesaid... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is fromPriya, see this...."he showed the phone to priya's family. all of themtold him toanswer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no wayothers could use hersim card since it is nailed.
Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) helpagain. He brought hismaster to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...

Hutch has the best coverage.
Where ever you go, our network follows!!!

Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who
has sent me this mail....so what you can do...youshould also forward this mail to all your nears anddears...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA

THINGS MADE OUT OF MONEY

2008-06-10T23:05:00.000-07:00

FACTS ABOUT OUR BODY

2008-06-09T03:55:00.000-07:00

1.Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

2.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

3.You use 200 muscles to take one step.

4.Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.

5.Your brain is more active during the night than the day.

6.It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

7.Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).

8.Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water

9.Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.

10.Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

11.The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

12.Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.

13.The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself.

14.The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

15.The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.

16.The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.

17.There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

18.The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica. .

19.Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours

MASTI KA BHANDAR

2008-06-09T03:37:00.000-07:00

THINGS HAPPEN IN 21ST CENTURY

2008-06-09T03:33:00.000-07:00

Our relation - Loveless
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our attitude - Careless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our follies - Countless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less

HOW TO LIE TO UR WIFE

2008-05-31T23:24:00.000-07:00

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He walks down to the store and finds it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and both were busy talking to each other & went for a ride.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and went for a ride with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.

NEVER BELIEVE A GIRL

2008-05-31T23:17:00.000-07:00

HOW TO EASILY SQUARE A NUMBER ENDING WITH 5

2008-05-31T23:15:00.000-07:00

If u want to square any 2 digit number ending with 5, u can do it just follow these steps1.Mulitply the first digit by itself + 1, and put 25 on the end. That is all u have to do
(25)^2 = (2x(2+1)) & 25
2 x 3 = 6
625

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THINGS MADE FROM TOOTHPICKS

2008-05-31T23:06:00.000-07:00

HOW TO EASILY DIVIDE A NUMBER BY 5

2008-05-31T23:05:00.000-07:00

having problem in dividing a large number with 5 then follow this steps
Dividing a large number by five is actually very simple. All you do is multiply the numbar by 2 and move the decimal point
105 / 5
1-->: 105 * 2 = 2102-->: Move the decimal: 21.0 or just 21
2978 / 5
1-->: 2978 * 2 = 59562-->: 595.6

FACTS

2008-05-31T23:04:00.000-07:00

1.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard
2.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
3.Butterflies taste with their feet.
4Starfish don't have brains
5.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
6. A snail can sleep for three years.

TRICK TO SLEEP IN OFFICE

2008-05-28T22:06:00.000-07:00

what womens do after accident

2008-05-28T22:01:00.000-07:00

WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOMENS DO
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DONT FORGET TO LEAVE UR COMMENTS.....................

HOW TO TELL UR BOSS TO INCREASE UR SALARY

2008-05-27T03:02:00.000-07:00

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely
Norman $oh
!!!!!!!!!!!!............ !!!!!!!!!............... !!!!!!!!! ...........!!!.......................

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply
Dear NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean
Yours truly
Manager

Maths Magic

2008-05-27T03:01:00.000-07:00

:
111 / (1+1+1)=37
222 / (2+2+2)=37
333 / (3+3+3)=37
444 / (4+4+4)=37
555 / (5+5+5)=37
666 / (6+6+6)=37
777 / (7+7+7)=37
888 / (8+8+8)=37

THINGS U SEE ONLY IN INDIA............

2008-05-26T02:24:00.000-07:00

(JISKO AANA HAI AAJO BAHUT JAGHA KHALI HAI)

(COMPUTER LELO COMPUTER...........)

(BETA MAI SHAVING NAHI KARTA HU)

(SAB ULTA KYU DIKH RAHA HAI)

READ IT

2008-05-26T02:22:00.000-07:00

A Sardarji was in Delhi. He was walking on a street which had a Clock Tower when someone asked him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."Sardarji gave him moneyThe man took the money and disappeared. Having waited for several hours but the man dint came back
On the next day the Sardarji was again walking along the same street and the same man asked him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".
ha...ha.....haa.......(hai na akalmandi wali baat)

LAUGH

2008-05-26T02:20:00.000-07:00

When tears flow in your eyes... When things go wrong,When sadness fills your heart,When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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. My uncle is Selling Tissue PaperBuy 1, Get 1 Free........................

DONT COPY IF U CANT PASTE

2008-05-26T02:18:00.000-07:00

ONCE A MINISTER WHILE GIVING SPEECH SAID ' The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!' The crowd got shocked. He followed up by saying, 'That woman was my mother!' The crowd burst into laughter About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the speech decided to use the same joke in his speech he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!' after that he forgot the second line of the joke After standing there for almost 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he said '...and I can't remember who she was!'
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

STICK PUZZLE

2008-05-23T03:39:00.000-07:00

U JUST HAVE TO MOVE 4 STICKS TO MAKE 3 equilateral TRINGLES

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THE ANSWER IS

PUZZLE

2008-05-22T23:47:00.000-07:00

HOW CAN U CREATE A PLUS '+' SIGN USING THIS BLOCKS

THINK ............

THINK......................

DINT GET THE ANS ................

OK THE SOLUTION IS

ISNT IT COOL

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TITANIC MOVIE BY INDIAN

2008-05-21T23:56:00.000-07:00

If the Titanic (MOVIE ) was made by an indian
The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
and of cource hero would not die