NEW HAIR STYLE

KEYBOARD IN JEANS (ITS TRUE)

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HEART TOUCHING STORY

A new office was opening & one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers to greet him.
The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
he shouted on the florist the florist said
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'

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WHO IS INTELLEGENT

A REAL Proof of which Gender is Intelligent MALE OR FEMALE IS HERE
An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
SO U ONLY DECIDE MALE OR FEMALE WHO IS MORE INTELLEGENT

CREATIONS IN SOAP (ITS TRUE)

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PETROL IS REALLY CHEAP

yesterday when i went to petrol pump to fill potrol in my car i said petrol i really very costly after rise in price of petrol
But then I compared it with other common liquids and didsome quick calculations, and I felt that petrol is really cheap

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal Mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml Rs. 50 =Rs. 500 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 perlitre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the most costly is .

HP DeskJet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So theyhave you hooked for the ink !
So, just be happy that ur car doesn't run on coughsyrup, after shave, coffee, or printer ink!

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REAL LOVE STORY

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact????????

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last monthin Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar .Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on thephone.You cannever see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on thesame network, and save on the cost.
She spends half of the day talking with shankar .Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar
is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away shealways told herfriends "If I pass away please burn me with myhandphone" she also said the same thing to herparents.
After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot ofthem tried to do so but still cant , everybodyincluding me, had tried to carry the body, the resultis still the same. Eventually, they called a personwho know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of herfather.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said "this girl missessomething here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burnher with her phone..He then opened the grave box and place her phone andsim card inside thecasket. After that they tried to carry the body. Itcould be moved and they carried it into the van easily.
All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform
Shankar thatPriya had passed away.

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....
Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cooksomething nice for me.Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wannasurprise her."Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinksthat they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try tofool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stopthis nonsense".
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankarstarted to sweat) Hesaid... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is fromPriya, see this...."he showed the phone to priya's family. all of themtold him toanswer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no wayothers could use hersim card since it is nailed.
Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) helpagain. He brought hismaster to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...














Hutch has the best coverage.
Where ever you go, our network follows!!!

Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who
has sent me this mail....so what you can do...youshould also forward this mail to all your nears anddears...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA

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FACTS ABOUT OUR BODY

1.Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

2.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

3.You use 200 muscles to take one step.

4.Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.

5.Your brain is more active during the night than the day.

6.It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

7.Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).

8.Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water

9.Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.

10.Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

11.The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

12.Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.

13.The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself.

14.The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

15.The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.

16.The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.

17.There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

18.The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica. .

19.Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours

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