About Me
LIVE CRICKET SCORE
0
comments
Labels:
FUN,
INTREASTING,
MUST READ IT
God & Marwari...!! !
A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,
to God.......
God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................
Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles
on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !
A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,
to God.......
God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................
Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles
on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !
0
comments
Labels:
FUNNY,
FUNNYhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.align.center.gif PICS,
INTREASTING,
MUST SEE IT
WIFE IS WIFE
IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......
:
:
:
:
:
FF
:
:
:
:
:
SEE IT
IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......
:
:
:
:
:
FF
:
:
:
:
:
SEE IT
0
comments
Labels:
FUN,
FUNNY PICS,
INTREASTING
WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS
You might have said: Gokul Ashtmi. Wrong
Scroll down for answer
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
THIS INDIAN FESTIVAL IS......
*
*
"RAKSHA BHANDHAN "
IMPORATNT NOTICE FOR ALL INNOCENT BOYS:
BEAWARE ON 16TH AUGUST COZ THIS CAN ALSO HAPPEN TO U
16TH AUGUST KO
>GHAR SE BHAR NA NIKLE
>KISI BHI AANJANI LADKI KO APNE ASSPAAS NA AANE DE
NAHI TO YEH HADDSA AAPE KE SATH BHI HO SAKTA HAI !
Purush janhit me jari
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO ENTER THE TRAIN & U CAN ALSO GET WINDOW SEAT
REALLY
SCROLL DOWN TO SEE IT
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
REALLY
SCROLL DOWN TO SEE IT
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
0
comments
Labels:
FUNNY,
INTREASTING,
MUST READ IT
Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
1 comments
Labels:
INTREASTING,
MUST READ IT
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
0
comments
Labels:
FUNNY,
INTREASTING,
MUST READ IT
What is a kiss???
according to
………..
(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
according to
………..
(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
0
comments
Labels:
FACTS
I can study & get any certificate,but i cant get my death certificate.,
U may hav AIRTEL or BSNL connection,but wen u sneeze u'll say HUTCHHHH
A mechanical engg can bcm a mechanic,but a software engg cant bcm a software.,
U can find a tea in a tea cup,but u cant find a world in a worldcup.,
U may hav AIRTEL or BSNL connection,but wen u sneeze u'll say HUTCHHHH
A mechanical engg can bcm a mechanic,but a software engg cant bcm a software.,
U can find a tea in a tea cup,but u cant find a world in a worldcup.,
0
comments
Labels:
FUNNY PICS,
INTREASTING
YUMMY...............
BEST OUT OF WASTE..........
OPPS..... ! YEH TO GAI
OH ! MY GOD
ULTA BUS.....
GUN FOR GANGSTAR................
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)