WHAT HAPPENS IF UR HUSBAND IS SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in

Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full


Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel


Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time


Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch


Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer