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God & Marwari...!! !
A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,
to God.......
God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................
Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles
on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !
A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,
to God.......
God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................
Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles
on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !
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WIFE IS WIFE
IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......
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IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......
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WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS
You might have said: Gokul Ashtmi. Wrong
Scroll down for answer
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THIS INDIAN FESTIVAL IS......
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"RAKSHA BHANDHAN "
IMPORATNT NOTICE FOR ALL INNOCENT BOYS:
BEAWARE ON 16TH AUGUST COZ THIS CAN ALSO HAPPEN TO U
16TH AUGUST KO
>GHAR SE BHAR NA NIKLE
>KISI BHI AANJANI LADKI KO APNE ASSPAAS NA AANE DE
NAHI TO YEH HADDSA AAPE KE SATH BHI HO SAKTA HAI !
Purush janhit me jari
THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO ENTER THE TRAIN & U CAN ALSO GET WINDOW SEAT
REALLY
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Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
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What is a kiss???
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
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I can study & get any certificate,but i cant get my death certificate.,
U may hav AIRTEL or BSNL connection,but wen u sneeze u'll say HUTCHHHH
A mechanical engg can bcm a mechanic,but a software engg cant bcm a software.,
U can find a tea in a tea cup,but u cant find a world in a worldcup.,
U may hav AIRTEL or BSNL connection,but wen u sneeze u'll say HUTCHHHH
A mechanical engg can bcm a mechanic,but a software engg cant bcm a software.,
U can find a tea in a tea cup,but u cant find a world in a worldcup.,
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YUMMY...............
BEST OUT OF WASTE..........
OPPS..... ! YEH TO GAI
OH ! MY GOD
ULTA BUS.....
GUN FOR GANGSTAR................
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PUZZLE
solve this puzzle
See these words carefullyand If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
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............think think..................................
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see it one more time....
OK... Here is the ans for u
This Is Cool.
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Answer:
In all of the words given, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
try it.....
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See these words carefullyand If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
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............think think..................................
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see it one more time....
OK... Here is the ans for u
This Is Cool.
SCROLL DOWN
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Answer:
In all of the words given, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
try it.....
feel free to leave ur comments
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