SOME common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)
Have a nice day! ----> Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- >Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! -----> Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! -----> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? -----> Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ----- >Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---- >Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude. ----- >Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! -----> Who itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? -----> Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- >Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- >Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun. ----- >Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ----> Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do? -----> Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch! ----- >Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ----- >Chalo bahar latakte hain
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Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan & Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera . They are said to beseparated for six months(remember it), ie from March to September coz holi is in march. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which is on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!
BOLLYWOOD......ANY THING CAN HAPPEN
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls.
THE BEST ONE
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train GOES off without her. Poor girl,diNT KNEW that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
THAT IS OUR BOLLYWOOD.............
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..... ......... ...
WHEN DID JET AIRWAYS GO TO AMERICS.STRANGE
The last one is ultimate.... ........and horrible.... ......
Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja..... (Himmat to dekho.....)
BA KE HAATH ME ENGG KE BOOK
BOLLYWOOD.............
BOLLYWOOD......ANY THING CAN HAPPEN
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls.
THE BEST ONE
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train GOES off without her. Poor girl,diNT KNEW that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
THAT IS OUR BOLLYWOOD.............
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..... ......... ...
WHEN DID JET AIRWAYS GO TO AMERICS.STRANGE
The last one is ultimate.... ........and horrible.... ......
Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja..... (Himmat to dekho.....)
BA KE HAATH ME ENGG KE BOOK
BOLLYWOOD.............
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IF A PERSON SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS PER DAY (GENERALLY EVERYBODY SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS)
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING
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IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA
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IMPORTANCE OFWomen...In My Life'
I was Born,a Woman was there to Hold me.......
I was Born,a Woman was there to Hold me.......
My Mother
I grew as a Child.....a Woman was there to Care for me......to Play with me.......
I grew as a Child.....a Woman was there to Care for me......to Play with me.......
My Sister
I went to School..... a Woman was there to Help me Learn......
I went to School..... a Woman was there to Help me Learn......
My Teacher
I became Depress, whenever I Losta Woman was there to offer a Shoulder........
I became Depress, whenever I Losta Woman was there to offer a Shoulder........
My Wife
I became Tough......a Woman was there to Melt me.........
I became Tough......a Woman was there to Melt me.........
My Daughter
I am Dyinga Woman is there to Absorb me in..........
I am Dyinga Woman is there to Absorb me in..........
My Motherland
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One day rohans's dad bought a robot.
The robot was vary special it could detect a lie & would slap the person who lied on the face.
one day rohan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
rohan replied , "Dad we had extra classes todayso i got late".
the Robot jumped up and
slapped
rohan on his face.
His dad told him "(son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie? "mummy ",
rohan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the adult movie."
Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot
Hearing all this, rohans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,
"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on rohans's mother's face
The robot was vary special it could detect a lie & would slap the person who lied on the face.
one day rohan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?".
rohan replied , "Dad we had extra classes todayso i got late".
the Robot jumped up and
slapped
rohan on his face.
His dad told him "(son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?"
"Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie? "mummy ",
rohan got a tight slap on the face from the robot.
"No dad honest I went for the adult movie."
Dad :"Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things."
, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot
Hearing all this, rohans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying,
"After all he is your son.......", to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on rohans's mother's face
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A small truth to make our Life
100% successful....
(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then
H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11
Makes 98%
______
K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5
Makes 96%
_____
L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5
Makes 54%
_____
L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11
Makes 47%
(None of them makes 100%)
_____
Then what makes 100%??
Is it Money? ..... NO!!!
Leadership? ..... NO!!!
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5
Makes 100%
100% successful....
(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then
H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11
Makes 98%
______
K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5
Makes 96%
_____
L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5
Makes 54%
_____
L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11
Makes 47%
(None of them makes 100%)
_____
Then what makes 100%??
Is it Money? ..... NO!!!
Leadership? ..... NO!!!
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5
Makes 100%
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Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0
Please help!
LEAVE UR COMMENTS............
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0
Please help!
LEAVE UR COMMENTS............
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1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called"Saints"But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present.. Its just that,One loves too much, Andthe other loves too many,
4.) Employee:Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!BOSS:Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5.) Philosophy of lifeAt the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband asGOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6.) What is a Fear?Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomachWhen pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7.) UsefulSomeone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8.) Girl:Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?Shopkeeper:Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"Girl:That ' s good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "Applicant:What is it?Interviewer:Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee..... Leave them to us
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every day a man passes by a begger and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
the begger says plz dont educate them on my expances......
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
"First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
the begger says plz dont educate them on my expances......
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