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IF A PERSON SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS PER DAY (GENERALLY EVERYBODY SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS)
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING
PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS
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IMPORTANCE OFWomen...In My Life'
I was Born,a Woman was there to Hold me.......
I was Born,a Woman was there to Hold me.......
My Mother
I grew as a Child.....a Woman was there to Care for me......to Play with me.......
I grew as a Child.....a Woman was there to Care for me......to Play with me.......
My Sister
I went to School..... a Woman was there to Help me Learn......
I went to School..... a Woman was there to Help me Learn......
My Teacher
I became Depress, whenever I Losta Woman was there to offer a Shoulder........
I became Depress, whenever I Losta Woman was there to offer a Shoulder........
My Wife
I became Tough......a Woman was there to Melt me.........
I became Tough......a Woman was there to Melt me.........
My Daughter
I am Dyinga Woman is there to Absorb me in..........
I am Dyinga Woman is there to Absorb me in..........
My Motherland
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A small truth to make our Life
100% successful....
(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then
H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11
Makes 98%
______
K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5
Makes 96%
_____
L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5
Makes 54%
_____
L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11
Makes 47%
(None of them makes 100%)
_____
Then what makes 100%??
Is it Money? ..... NO!!!
Leadership? ..... NO!!!
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5
Makes 100%
100% successful....
(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then
H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11
Makes 98%
______
K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5
Makes 96%
_____
L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5
Makes 54%
_____
L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11
Makes 47%
(None of them makes 100%)
_____
Then what makes 100%??
Is it Money? ..... NO!!!
Leadership? ..... NO!!!
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5
Makes 100%
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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A REAL Proof of which Gender is Intelligent MALE OR FEMALE IS HERE
An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
SO U ONLY DECIDE MALE OR FEMALE WHO IS MORE INTELLEGENT
An English professor wrote the words:
" A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
SO U ONLY DECIDE MALE OR FEMALE WHO IS MORE INTELLEGENT
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1.Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
2.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
3.You use 200 muscles to take one step.
4.Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
5.Your brain is more active during the night than the day.
6.It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
7.Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).
8.Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water
9.Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.
10.Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.
11.The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
12.Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.
13.The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself.
14.The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
15.The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
16.The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.
17.There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
18.The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica. .
19.Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours
2.A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
3.You use 200 muscles to take one step.
4.Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.
5.Your brain is more active during the night than the day.
6.It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
7.Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating).
8.Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water
9.Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells.
10.Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.
11.The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
12.Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb.
13.The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself.
14.The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
15.The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades.
16.The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula.
17.There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
18.The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica. .
19.Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours
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Our relation - Loveless
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our attitude - Careless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our follies - Countless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our attitude - Careless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our follies - Countless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
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1.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard
2.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
3.Butterflies taste with their feet.
4Starfish don't have brains
5.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
6. A snail can sleep for three years.
2.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
3.Butterflies taste with their feet.
4Starfish don't have brains
5.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
6. A snail can sleep for three years.
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-->Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
2
--> Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
3
-->The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
4
--> It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic & 200 million to make a film about it.
-->Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
2
--> Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
3
-->The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
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--> It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic & 200 million to make a film about it.
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1.Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
2.TRY IT
Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
3. HAVE U EVER OBSERVED IT
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
1.Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
2.TRY IT
Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
3. HAVE U EVER OBSERVED IT
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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