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A Sardarji was in Delhi. He was walking on a street which had a Clock Tower when someone asked him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."Sardarji gave him moneyThe man took the money and disappeared. Having waited for several hours but the man dint came back
On the next day the Sardarji was again walking along the same street and the same man asked him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".
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