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HOW IS LOVE AAJ KAL



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REAL CAUSE OF SWINE FLU

CUPS WITH ART

God & Marwari

God & Marwari...!! !



A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,

to God.......

God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................




Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles

on my Child's hands in our new home!



God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !

WIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS WIFE

IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......

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WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS

WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS
You might have said: Gokul Ashtmi. Wrong

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THIS INDIAN FESTIVAL IS......


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"RAKSHA BHANDHAN "

IMPORATNT NOTICE FOR ALL INNOCENT BOYS:
BEAWARE ON 16TH AUGUST COZ THIS CAN ALSO HAPPEN TO U
16TH AUGUST KO
>GHAR SE BHAR NA NIKLE
>KISI BHI AANJANI LADKI KO APNE ASSPAAS NA AANE DE
NAHI TO YEH HADDSA AAPE KE SATH BHI HO SAKTA HAI !
Purush janhit me jari

WHAT HAPPENS IF UR HUSBAND IS SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in

Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full


Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel


Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time


Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch


Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

WRONG PLACE TO PARK UR CAR

COOL HOUSES..........

TOILET RESTURANT

nice idea...................

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.President: Then OK
That’s business…!!

WHAT IS A KISS

What is a kiss???
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”



what do u say......

FUN & MASTI

YUMMY...............


BEST OUT OF WASTE..........




OPPS..... ! YEH TO GAI









OH ! MY GOD













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GUN FOR GANGSTAR................

REASON FOR TSUNAMI

THIS IS HOW TSUNAMI STARTED

FUNNY

SOME common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)
Have a nice day! ----> Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- >Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! -----> Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! -----> Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----> Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- >Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- >Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- >Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! -----> Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? -----> Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- >Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- >Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- >Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ----> Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? -----> Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- >Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! ----- >Chalo bahar latakte hain

REAL FACT

IF A PERSON SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS PER DAY (GENERALLY EVERYBODY SLEEPS FOR 8 HRS)
THEN ,
WHEN HE REACHES AGE OF 80 YEARS
HE HAS SPEND AROUND 26 YEARS OF HIS LIFE SLEEPING........
ISNT IT AMAZING

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TRUCK & TRAIN

TRUCK ON TRACK

TRAIN ON TRUCK

IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

PICS SEND BY ABHISHEK

INTELLEGENT MAN

SEE HOW INTELLEGENT THIS MAN IS
HATS OFF TO HIM....

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