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FUNNYhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.align.center.gif PICS,
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WIFE IS WIFE
IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......
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Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full
Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel
Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch
Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
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What is a kiss???
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
according to
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(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”
(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”
(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”
(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
what do u say......
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SOME common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)
Have a nice day! ----> Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- >Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! -----> Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! -----> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? -----> Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ----- >Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---- >Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude. ----- >Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! -----> Who itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? -----> Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- >Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- >Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun. ----- >Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ----> Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do? -----> Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch! ----- >Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ----- >Chalo bahar latakte hain
Have a nice day! ----> Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- >Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! -----> Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! -----> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? -----> Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ----- >Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---- >Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude. ----- >Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! -----> Who itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? -----> Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- >Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- >Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun. ----- >Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ----> Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do? -----> Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch! ----- >Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ----- >Chalo bahar latakte hain
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Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan & Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera . They are said to beseparated for six months(remember it), ie from March to September coz holi is in march. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which is on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!
BOLLYWOOD......ANY THING CAN HAPPEN
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls.
THE BEST ONE
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train GOES off without her. Poor girl,diNT KNEW that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
THAT IS OUR BOLLYWOOD.............
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..... ......... ...
WHEN DID JET AIRWAYS GO TO AMERICS.STRANGE
The last one is ultimate.... ........and horrible.... ......
Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja..... (Himmat to dekho.....)
BA KE HAATH ME ENGG KE BOOK
BOLLYWOOD.............
BOLLYWOOD......ANY THING CAN HAPPEN
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls.
THE BEST ONE
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train GOES off without her. Poor girl,diNT KNEW that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
THAT IS OUR BOLLYWOOD.............
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..... ......... ...
WHEN DID JET AIRWAYS GO TO AMERICS.STRANGE
The last one is ultimate.... ........and horrible.... ......
Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja..... (Himmat to dekho.....)
BA KE HAATH ME ENGG KE BOOK
BOLLYWOOD.............
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Dear Tech Support Team,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0
Please help!
LEAVE UR COMMENTS............
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0
Please help!
LEAVE UR COMMENTS............
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1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called"Saints"But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker ' s T Shirt:"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3.) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present.. Its just that,One loves too much, Andthe other loves too many,
4.) Employee:Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!BOSS:Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5.) Philosophy of lifeAt the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband asGOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6.) What is a Fear?Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomachWhen pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7.) UsefulSomeone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wiseman cannot answer"No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8.) Girl:Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?Shopkeeper:Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"Girl:That ' s good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "Applicant:What is it?Interviewer:Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..Drive Slowly, Don ' t kill our Employee..... Leave them to us
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