Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God
"O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" Readers, it is your turn. Think before you scroll down...
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call". This is the only heaven on the Earth
The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God
"O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" Readers, it is your turn. Think before you scroll down...
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call". This is the only heaven on the Earth
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****!!!,,,, ||Girls Psychology || ,,,,!!!****
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
& in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
& in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !
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COMPUTER v/s BOLLYWOOD
PENTIUM IV AND PENTIUM I ----> BADE MIYAN CHHOTE MIYAN
COMPUTER INFECTED BY VIRUS ----> PYAR TO HONA HI THA
HARDDISC & FLOPPYDISC ----> GHARWALI BAHARWALI
Esc ----> NAU DO GYARAH
Ctrl+Alt+Del ----> AAKHARI RASTA
UNDO ----> AA AB LAUT CHHALE
COMPUTER WITHOUT RAM ----> KORA KAGAZ
COMPUTER WHOSE OS IS DOS ----> BUDDHA MIL GAYA
VIRUS ----> JALLA KAR RAAKH KAR DUNGA
HARDDISC PARTITION ----> BATWARA
HARDWARE & SOFTWARE ----> EK DUJE KE LIYE
TEMPORARY FILE ----> KHOTE SIKKEY
SOFTWARE PIRACY ----> AANDHA KANOON
STORAGE ----> TEHKHANA
HACKERS ----> CHAMBAL KE DAKU
PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS.....................................
PENTIUM IV AND PENTIUM I ----> BADE MIYAN CHHOTE MIYAN
COMPUTER INFECTED BY VIRUS ----> PYAR TO HONA HI THA
HARDDISC & FLOPPYDISC ----> GHARWALI BAHARWALI
Esc ----> NAU DO GYARAH
Ctrl+Alt+Del ----> AAKHARI RASTA
UNDO ----> AA AB LAUT CHHALE
COMPUTER WITHOUT RAM ----> KORA KAGAZ
COMPUTER WHOSE OS IS DOS ----> BUDDHA MIL GAYA
VIRUS ----> JALLA KAR RAAKH KAR DUNGA
HARDDISC PARTITION ----> BATWARA
HARDWARE & SOFTWARE ----> EK DUJE KE LIYE
TEMPORARY FILE ----> KHOTE SIKKEY
SOFTWARE PIRACY ----> AANDHA KANOON
STORAGE ----> TEHKHANA
HACKERS ----> CHAMBAL KE DAKU
PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS.....................................
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A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
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