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A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He walks down to the store and finds it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and both were busy talking to each other & went for a ride.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and went for a ride with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
He walks down to the store and finds it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and both were busy talking to each other & went for a ride.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and went for a ride with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
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If u want to square any 2 digit number ending with 5, u can do it just follow these steps1.Mulitply the first digit by itself + 1, and put 25 on the end. That is all u have to do
(25)^2 = (2x(2+1)) & 25
2 x 3 = 6
625
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(25)^2 = (2x(2+1)) & 25
2 x 3 = 6
625
LEAVE UR COMMENTS
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having problem in dividing a large number with 5 then follow this steps
Dividing a large number by five is actually very simple. All you do is multiply the numbar by 2 and move the decimal point
105 / 5
1-->: 105 * 2 = 2102-->: Move the decimal: 21.0 or just 21
2978 / 5
1-->: 2978 * 2 = 59562-->: 595.6
Dividing a large number by five is actually very simple. All you do is multiply the numbar by 2 and move the decimal point
105 / 5
1-->: 105 * 2 = 2102-->: Move the decimal: 21.0 or just 21
2978 / 5
1-->: 2978 * 2 = 59562-->: 595.6
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1.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard
2.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
3.Butterflies taste with their feet.
4Starfish don't have brains
5.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
6. A snail can sleep for three years.
2.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
3.Butterflies taste with their feet.
4Starfish don't have brains
5.The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache
6. A snail can sleep for three years.
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOMENS DO
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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely
Norman $oh
!!!!!!!!!!!!............ !!!!!!!!!............... !!!!!!!!! ...........!!!.......................
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply
Dear NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean
Yours truly
Manager
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely
Norman $oh
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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply
Dear NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean
Yours truly
Manager
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