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God & Marwari

God & Marwari...!! !



A Marwari prays to god coz he was
having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother,

to God.......

God happy with his prays, grants him only 1 wish....................




Marwari : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles

on my Child's hands in our new home!



God : socked!!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwari's !

WIFE IS WIFE

WIFE IS WIFE

IT DOSENT MATTER HOW STRONG U ARE......

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WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS



WHICH FESTIVAL IS THIS
You might have said: Gokul Ashtmi. Wrong

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THIS INDIAN FESTIVAL IS......


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"RAKSHA BHANDHAN "

IMPORATNT NOTICE FOR ALL INNOCENT BOYS:
BEAWARE ON 16TH AUGUST COZ THIS CAN ALSO HAPPEN TO U
16TH AUGUST KO
>GHAR SE BHAR NA NIKLE
>KISI BHI AANJANI LADKI KO APNE ASSPAAS NA AANE DE
NAHI TO YEH HADDSA AAPE KE SATH BHI HO SAKTA HAI !
Purush janhit me jari

BEST WAY TO ENTER IN TRAIN

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO ENTER THE TRAIN & U CAN ALSO GET WINDOW SEAT
REALLY

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WHAT HAPPENS IF UR HUSBAND IS SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Husband - hey HONEY, I am logged in

Wife - would u like to have some thing to eat
Husband - hard disk full


Wife - JANU have u brought the saree
Husband - Bad command or file name


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - WRONG syntax, abort, retry, cancel


Wife - he bhagwan i forget it where is your salary
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time


Wife - at least give me ur credit card, so I can do some shopping
Husband - sharing violation, access denied


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you
Husband - data type mismatch


Wife - you are useless
Husband - by default


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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