FUNNY QUOTES

1.I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
--> Patrick Murray

2.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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3.Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--> Will Rogers

4.Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
--> Leslie Nielsen
5.Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money!)
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