If the Titanic (MOVIE ) was made by an indian
The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
and of cource hero would not die
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