THINK B4 U LIE TO UR MOM

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOM

A Mom comes to visit her son RAJ for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate NITA. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty RAJ's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between RAJ and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, RAJ volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, NITA and I are just roommates." About a week later, NITA came! to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" RAJ said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, RAJ
Several days later, RAJ received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with NITA, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with NITA. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian ! (KYA SOCH RAHE HO)